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dopernose: If you’re going to follow my blog you should know that I play by my own rules and that...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:45:13 -0400

If you’re going to follow my blog you should know that I play by my own rules and that I’m a loose cannon cop with a chip on my shoulder who just had his badge suspended so now I’m going after the scumbags who killed my partner on my own whether the chief likes it or not

tankkobon: Friendly reminder that what you post on your blog is for your own pleasure. Your...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:44:30 -0400

tankkobon:

Friendly reminder that what you post on your blog is for your own pleasure. Your followers followed you because of that, so dont bother wanting to make people like you by limiting your blogging.

thickwigz: I wish people wouldn’t just see me as the Asian...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:16:24 -0400

thickwigz:

I wish people wouldn’t just see me as the Asian girl who beats everyone up, or the Asian girl with no emotion. People see Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock in a romantic comedy, but not me. You add race to it, and it became, ‘Well she’s too Asian’, or ‘She’s too American’. I kind of got pushed out of both categories. It’s a very strange place to be. You’re not Asian enough and then you’re not American enough.

mauthedoog: Hummingbirds weigh as much as like half a teaspoon of water can you even fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:15:16 -0400

mauthedoog:

Hummingbirds weigh as much as like half a teaspoon of water can you even fucking believe that there is something so small and so beautiful that exists in such abundance

ablogwithoutpants: impalas-wings: pizz4s: if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:12:00 -0400

ablogwithoutpants:

impalas-wings:

pizz4s:

if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon

… small gay moments?

we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways

if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong

lepidopteric: Two Lunar Underwings, Omphaloscelis lunosa, and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400

lepidopteric:

Two Lunar Underwings, Omphaloscelis lunosa, and one Black Rustic, Aporophyla nigra.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:59:00 -0400

faineemae: i just saw a picture of traditional henna with the caption ✝❀Grunge/Vintage etc.❀✝

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:57:37 -0400

faineemae:

i just saw a picture of traditional henna with the caption

✝❀Grunge/Vintage etc.❀✝

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:43:31 -0400

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:25:17 -0400

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just

watching

"Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:44:37 -0400

“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.”

- - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

Rape culture means being more worried about a handful of men being accused of a crime and then proven innocent than helping hundreds and hundreds of actual rape victims over the course of 15 years.

(via justplainsomething)

chaniatreides: THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:42:09 -0400

chaniatreides:

THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE

theshoutingendoflife: uggatrip: hokey cokey hokey pokey hokey...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:39:31 -0400

theshoutingendoflife:

uggatrip:

hokey cokey hokey pokey hokey tokey okey cokey cokey cokey

This tiresome approach to vacuous academia is so futile

knowing what something is called in five different dialects

wont help you understand it

you wont feel it’s spirit

it wont help you truly know it

you wont know

what it’s all about

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:30:26 -0400

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:29:08 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

What does Desi mean?

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:42:17 -0400

faineemae:

This term comes from the word Desh/Des from the Hindi language meaning country or homeland. The term “desi” originally has historical roots from the Sanskrit word “Deshah,” which also means country or homeland.

A term referring to something or someone who is from the Indian subcontinent. The Indian subcontinent is comprised of the following major countries: India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Nepal, Bhutan, and the Maldives.

*Usually only used by desis living outside of their homeland.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:41:08 -0400

yennasollapoghirai:

feverishlycool:

yennasollapoghirai:

I’m so sick of the goddamn typecast Indian boy every single time I watch a cartoon or a children’s show

not every desi boy has an indian accent, not every desi boy is terrible with girls, and not every desi boy is super fucking smart okay

and for crying out loud they ARE NOT ALWAYS CALLED RAJ

for once i think it would be nice for desi men to not be laughed at as little boys who can’t do shit except math because it’s so not true

Disney Channel’s “Jessie”

Disney Channel’s “Phineas and Ferb”

Disney Channel’s “The Suite of Life of Zack and Cody”

Not only that

The Fairly Odd Parents

Big Bang Theory

it just feeds into this whole thing that desi men are not masculine and gross and foreign

what are they teaching little desi boys?? that their worth is only a cheap laugh at the expense of their accent?

lovely-lace-and-fishnets: auxil: do people really think there’s this sudden influx of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:02:04 -0400

lovely-lace-and-fishnets:

auxil:

do people really think there’s this sudden influx of gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans* people because it’s “hip” and “cool” now or some shit you realize that there are just as many gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans* people as there were in any point in history it’s just throughout most of history you didn’t hear about any of them because it was REALLY UNSAFE TO BE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

SO MUCH

yaoipeen: when someone you like calls you cute

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:56:09 -0400

yaoipeen:

when someone you like calls you cute

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:39:37 -0400